I don't have an anecdote i'm afraid, but i do have a joke.
A vampire walks into a pub
Gets a seat at the bar and asks the land lord for a mug of boiling water.
Slightly confused, the landlord follows through with the odd request and proceeds to ask the vampire on delivering the steaming mug.
"I thought you vampires only drank blood"
"Yea, im just avin a brew"
Replies the vampire as he pulls a used and bloody tampon from his
shirt pocket.
courtesy of Ste Prime.
And now for the heartwarming bit.
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